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Bitchmother

I’m not talking about PMS. I’m talking about suppressing something dark and deep. When all else fails, you need to take a minute or twenty to lock yourself in the bedroom or bathroom, scream into a pillow, cry it out and gather yourself so you do not explode at your family.   Let’s get to know me […]

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Kids Are Jerks

Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate kids. I love them, I have two of my own. I absolutely love being a mom and being around my kids. That doesn’t mean I always have to like them. Nor does that make me a bad mom.     Seriously kids are jerks. They can be […]

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I Refuse to be a Helicopter Mom

I refuse to be a helicopter parent. You know the one I’m talking about. The parent who has their head shoved so far up their kids butts they can’t remember who they are. Their entire life revolves around their special little snowflakes. They make absolutely no time for themselves and judge those of us that […]