14 Incredibly Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Definitely Deserve Five Stars

Not all Amazon purchases are winners — but, at least you have the consolation of being able to leave a vastly entertaining review.

Here are some people who really left a lasting impression when reviewing their purchases:

14. This amazingly cynical book purchase.

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13. This person who was soiled — I mean, foiled — in their efforts.

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12. This extremely apt Yeezy review.

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11. This beautiful ode to a bathroom scale.

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10. The review you should read if you thought a yodeling pickle would be totally useless …

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9. This EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTIC praise for the Green Ranger costume.

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8. Exhibit A in a disturbing bear abuse case.

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7. The sassy reviews for this unsettlingly phallic cookie cutter.

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6. This salty response that this person honestly should have seen coming. (Also, just buy those 19 things in your Amazon cart already!)

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5. The reviews for this truly unfortunate car decal.

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4. This customer who clearly had it up to HERE with the excess packaging.

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3. This super harsh butter consumer.

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2. This almost religious Charmin review.

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1. This mattress pad customer who’s clearly living their best life.

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