Inside all of us is a little voice that secretly wishes for all plans to be canceled, and for all social obligations to magically evaporate.
Look, it’s not that you’re anti-social — it’s just that you don’t understand leaving your apartment and going out when you could just stay in with all of your favorite things: internet, food, and bed! Why go outside, where you have to put on pants and make small talk and order overpriced drinks? WHY??
if you’re someone who thinks that going out is hella overrated, then these jokes are made just for you. Best of all, you can laugh at them on your phone while you’re out, pretending to have a good time.
your dating profile: i LOVE adventures
me: sounds like i’d have to do stuff. next–>
— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 25, 2016
I know it’s important to “put yourself out there,” but here’s my argument: what if it’s annoying
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 1, 2016