When you ask a young child what their favorite food is, you can be sure they will tell you it’s something covered in sugar, chocolate, and more sugar.
But, if you ask them how to make their favorite food, you will probably get the most confusing answer known to mankind. One Twitter user shared a project his nephew had done with his pre-k class–where they created a cookbook with all of their favorite recipes. The finished project was so hilarious, he couldn’t help but share it on Twitter with the rest of the world–and, we’re honestly grateful.
Ethan, who is Jordan’s nephew, clearly knows a thing or two about eggs–kind of. First off, this recipe serves 10 people for only $3.00 (what a bargain!). Also, it only takes 2 seconds to cook which is incredibly impressive. But, the ingredients threw me off a bit because–pancakes, sugar, and skittles equal eggs in Ethan’s mind. Oh, also, you can only buy this at Texas Roadhouse–winning.
Ariana’s Macaroni takes only 5 minutes a day to cook and costs only $2.00–score. The ingredients start out hella normal…until she threw her toys, backpack, and a doll into her food.
Joe’s Tacos sound pretty good seeing as the ingredients are on point–but, 55 minutes for a taco? I think I’ll starve. If you think this is good–get down to the instructions. Just…wait all the way until the end. Yup.
Sebastian’s Pancakes sound pretty good, but for $70–and just salt–well, you know I’ll need some water. Just don’t forget the thingy from the house. And, watch out for the sink flies.
Twitter could not stop laughing at these hilarious recipes. They are truly golden and we wish we could read this entire book.
It's weird, but I can hear kids' voices while reading the instructions and that just makes Ariana's Macaroni so much better.
— Jessica Lynn Carlson @ Phoenix Comic Fest (@JessLCarlson) May 17, 2018
The Teachers out here really just writing down the children's pure stream of consciousness
— 🌸ｊｕｎｅ🌸 (@LewdHD) May 18, 2018
joe is so stressed out. it's ok joe, you don't have to make the tacos
— grind concourse (@cataxista) May 19, 2018
I go to a 5 star restaurant and Sebastian serves me a disc of salt and charges me $70
— ☀️ LEAH ☀️ (@leahloki) May 18, 2018
“Salt and that’s it “
— Bri (@briannanoel24) May 19, 2018
“potato… wait is it tomato or potato” had me dead
— meredith:) (@meredithc6) May 19, 2018
My favorite is the first one because eggs made with pancakes sugar and skittles
— Rachel McClaine (@rachel_mcclaine) May 20, 2018
When I re-read the paper that I wrote last minute and submitted at 11:59pm pic.twitter.com/NT0eQ0Y1U2
— 𝕶𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞 ¢𝖊𝖓𝖙 (@kriddyscent) May 19, 2018
I need more recipes pic.twitter.com/G2G30Hh91E
— maddy lyon (@madsmoos) May 18, 2018
Please post more of the recipes, I’m planning on trying these out for a party I’m hosting.
— 𝔰𝔦𝔫 👼🏽 (@serotosin) May 18, 2018