Pre-K Class Makes A Cookbook Out Of Their Favorite Recipes And It’s Too F**king Funny

When you ask a young child what their favorite food is, you can be sure they will tell you it’s something covered in sugar, chocolate, and more sugar.
But, if you ask them how to make their favorite food, you will probably get the most confusing answer known to mankind. One Twitter user shared a project his nephew had done with his pre-k class–where they created a cookbook with all of their favorite recipes. The finished project was so hilarious, he couldn’t help but share it on Twitter with the rest of the world–and, we’re honestly grateful.

Ethan, who is Jordan’s nephew, clearly knows a thing or two about eggs–kind of. First off, this recipe serves 10 people for only $3.00 (what a bargain!). Also, it only takes 2 seconds to cook which is incredibly impressive. But, the ingredients threw me off a bit because–pancakes, sugar, and skittles equal eggs in Ethan’s mind. Oh, also, you can only buy this at Texas Roadhouse–winning.

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Ariana’s Macaroni takes only 5 minutes a day to cook and costs only $2.00–score. The ingredients start out hella normal…until she threw her toys, backpack, and a doll into her food.

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Joe’s Tacos sound pretty good seeing as the ingredients are on point–but, 55 minutes for a taco? I think I’ll starve. If you think this is good–get down to the instructions. Just…wait all the way until the end. Yup.

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Sebastian’s Pancakes sound pretty good, but for $70–and just salt–well, you know I’ll need some water. Just don’t forget the thingy from the house. And, watch out for the sink flies.

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Twitter could not stop laughing at these hilarious recipes. They are truly golden and we wish we could read this entire book.