There are people in the world that are early birds. They set their alarms before the sun comes up, they hit the gym, get some work done, or go for a brisk stroll before starting their day. They always have enough time for a full breakfast.
But, then, there are those people who can barely make it to work on time. We’re always missing our train, we barely have time for a granola bar, and God-forbid we can’t grab a coffee before we get into the office. If you’re like person number 2, you’ll want to retweet each and every one of these posts.
morning people vs me pic.twitter.com/9Jdj7qfzh8
— #1 anna wintour stan (@slutropico) August 23, 2017
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
— Sarcasm 🙂 (@SarcasmPage) April 8, 2018
6-year-old: How will I know when I'm a grown-up?
Me: Do you dread getting out of bed?
Me: You're not there yet.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2016
I hate it when mom says "get up it's already morning, sun is out",
So what am I supposed to do???
— valking♔ (@_valking) April 1, 2018
A great thing about waking up early is you have the whole day to go back to bed.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 29, 2016
wowe wakig up super early is great, instead of getting tired late at night u get tired by 9am cool
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) September 7, 2016
i was wondering why my alarm didn't go off this morning and i realized this is what i had as my alarm pic.twitter.com/GIwLBs1ktm
— cate (@cate_goff) September 8, 2016
I'm always awake early but I'm not as much of a "morning person" as I am a "don't talk to me ever" person.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 18, 2012
Fuck the snooze button, marry sleep, kill the alarm.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) December 7, 2012
STEP 1: wake up early
STEP 2: play on cell phone
STEP 3: ????
STEP 4: apologize for being late
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 9, 2016
A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) January 31, 2014